yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
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That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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