i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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