what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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