She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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