There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
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I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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