im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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