i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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