She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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