There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
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There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
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I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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