Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
All I want is dick and wine.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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