fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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