You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
how does that bad decision feel?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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