Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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