Whatcha textin bout Willis?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
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there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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