What a fucking waste of an outfit
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
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That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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