I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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