the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
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Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
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