are you still at the devil's house?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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