I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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