Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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