Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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