Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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