i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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