I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
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Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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