seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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