MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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