She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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