her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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