he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
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he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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