this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
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some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?