The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
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I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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