I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I need to calm my uterus...
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.