? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
We are two peas in an std pod
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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