whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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