No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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