We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
