And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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