Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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