the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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