you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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