I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
even my farts smell like vagina
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Holy shit dude........stairs
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