So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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