yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
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Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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