Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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