I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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