so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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