Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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