JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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