I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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