first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
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I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Dick very happy bro
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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