How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
