This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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