Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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