When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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