we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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