i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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