I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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